How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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