nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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