Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
