Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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