just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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