A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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