Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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