did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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