Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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