we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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