i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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