im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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