sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Another day, another engagement, another cat
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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