if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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