And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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