HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You made out with two different species that night
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My feet surprised me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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