Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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