your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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