is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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