Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
the day after is always just damage control
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
They have beer where we have blood.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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