oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
ttyl tear gas
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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