No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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