Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Panties = found
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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