told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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