Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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