Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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