I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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