i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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