You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
time to smoke my breakfast
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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