I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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