...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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