nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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