I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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