By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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