I need help removing her.
kristin has been a bad kristin
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You don't make any sense
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