Don't you send me to vm
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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