Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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