You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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