So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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