D3 body, D1 cock
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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