That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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