My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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