The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
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i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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