did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she told me i tasted like america
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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