You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
My bed smells like the plague
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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