Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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