ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
His hands were made for my vagina.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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