Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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