FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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