1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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