The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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