im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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