Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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