I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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