yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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