Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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