I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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