i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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